buttercup

For those perhaps-well-intentioned people who think I'm doing my child eternal damage by going back to work full-time before she's in preschool: if you would like to pay off our (as of right now) $20,000 in hospital bills, I would be happy to stay at home with my child seven days a week until she hits the age of five. Any takers?

p.s. Helicopters are apparently expensive. If Rabbit ever needs to be flown anywhere again, I will hire a trained eagle to carry her on its back.

(link via Mimi Smartypants)